November 2011
39 posts
Note to self
Buying Halloween candy three weeks before the day and not hiding it somewhere will leave me with none for the kids.
Nov 1st
October 2011
48 posts
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Oct 28th
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Oct 27th
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How to Spot a Psychopath
nevver: ‘Science says that you can identify psychopaths by their frequent uses of the words “since,” “so that,” and “because” paired with repeated mentions of physical needs like food, money or sex… since they write like that so that they can satisfy their needs even if it means inflicting harm on others, because fuck ‘em!’ Animal
Oct 26th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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salveo: Say something silly, laugh till it hurts. Take a risk, tell a secret. Sing out loud, rock the boat. Shake things up, flirt with disaster, but something frivolous. Color outside the lines, cause a scene. Order dessert, make waves. Get carried away, have a great day.
Oct 24th
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Listenannie-banks: oh hot damn, this was totally my...
Oct 24th
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Oct 24th
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Oct 23rd
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Oct 23rd
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Oct 22nd
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Note to self
Apparently propping your leg up on the counter like a balance bar to keep your leg from swelling while washing the dishes is frowned upon in this establishment.
Oct 22nd
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Hipsters love Harrison Ford because he's Indie,...
Oct 22nd
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Oct 21st
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Oct 20th
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Oct 19th
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Oct 18th
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ListenMcFly - One for the Radio
Oct 17th
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Oct 17th
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Oct 16th
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from qi xl series I ep 5
Stephen: Which animal has the most genes?
Alan: Des Lynham
Stephen: *laughs*
Alan: Jeremy Clarkson
*klaxon sounds*
Stephen: Jeremy Clarkson. That's unfortunate.
Jimmy: It's to do with the age, it's not to do with the complexity.
Alan: That's Jeremy Clarkson.
Oct 16th
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Oct 15th
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Oct 14th
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Oct 14th
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Das ist verboten.: How do you get a teenager or an... →
expelliar-ohshiny: Have David Tennant read one. Have him another one. How about one more? Cool stories David, tell me another one. John Barrowman could read one. Or two. Or three. Maybe … four? No, no. Five. How about Freema Agyeman? I like her,…
Oct 13th
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Oct 11th
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Note to self
One should never say “Though nuts cookie pants.” in public while little children are around.
Oct 11th
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Oct 11th
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Oct 10th
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Oct 9th
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Oct 9th
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Oct 8th
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Oct 7th
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Oct 6th
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Oct 6th
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Oct 6th
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Oct 6th
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Oct 6th
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Oct 5th
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Oct 4th
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Oct 4th
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Oct 4th
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Oct 4th
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Oct 3rd
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Oct 2nd
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Oct 2nd
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Oct 2nd
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