November 2011
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Note to self
Buying Halloween candy three weeks before the day and not hiding it somewhere will leave me with none for the kids.
October 2011
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How to Spot a Psychopath
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‘Science says that you can identify psychopaths by their frequent uses of the words “since,” “so that,” and “because” paired with repeated mentions of physical needs like food, money or sex… since they write like that so that they can satisfy their needs even if it means inflicting harm on others, because fuck ‘em!’ Animal
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salveo:
Say something silly, laugh till it hurts. Take a risk, tell a secret. Sing out loud, rock the boat. Shake things up, flirt with disaster, but something frivolous. Color outside the lines, cause a scene. Order dessert, make waves. Get carried away, have a great day.
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Note to self
Apparently propping your leg up on the counter like a balance bar to keep your leg from swelling while washing the dishes is frowned upon in this establishment.
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Hipsters love Harrison Ford because he's Indie,...
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from qi xl series I ep 5
Stephen: Which animal has the most genes?
Alan: Des Lynham
Stephen: *laughs*
Alan: Jeremy Clarkson
*klaxon sounds*
Stephen: Jeremy Clarkson. That's unfortunate.
Jimmy: It's to do with the age, it's not to do with the complexity.
Alan: That's Jeremy Clarkson.
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Das ist verboten.: How do you get a teenager or an... →
expelliar-ohshiny:
Have David Tennant read one.
Have him another one.
How about one more?
Cool stories David, tell me another one.
John Barrowman could read one.
Or two.
Or three.
Maybe … four?
No, no. Five.
How about Freema Agyeman?
I like her,…
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Note to self
One should never say “Though nuts cookie pants.” in public while little children are around.
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