I think I’m totally fucked…
-Question submitted by Anonymous
Think to yourself “If I didn’t like this person, would I be creeped out?”
If the answer is yes, then they are flirting with you.
Look them right in the eye and say, “Are you flirting with me?”
I couldn’t help but laugh even though it seems quite accurate.
Stay with me and leave me not alone, for I fear what I can do.
Mother fucking engine crankshaft Pulley and mother Fucking Back orders. God damn it.