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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>works for everything but my life.</description><title>Command Z</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @unfortunatefortune)</generator><link>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>It takes a village</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shitmystudentswrite.tumblr.com/post/40254456539/it-takes-a-village" target="_blank"&gt;shitmystudentswrite&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;It takes a village to raise a child, but only one maternal uncle to sell the child into slavery.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/50333374927</link><guid>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/50333374927</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 03:10:00 -0700</pubDate><category>I'm guessing the uncle didn't work for the YMCA</category><category>I'm going to get shit for that</category></item><item><title>cumberderpy:

askthatsexy2pamerican:

ask-le-sexy-france:

asktha...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqcsdcSZOT1qcsf9eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cumberderpy.tumblr.com/post/49254986524/askthatsexy2pamerican-ask-le-sexy-france" target="_blank"&gt;cumberderpy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://askthatsexy2pamerican.tumblr.com/post/48494794821/ask-le-sexy-france-askthatsexy2pamerican" target="_blank"&gt;askthatsexy2pamerican&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ask-le-sexy-france.tumblr.com/post/48494670953/askthatsexy2pamerican-cyanidewhore" target="_blank"&gt;ask-le-sexy-france&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://askthatsexy2pamerican.tumblr.com/post/48494506240/cyanidewhore-sociopath-red-pheasant" target="_blank"&gt;askthatsexy2pamerican&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cyanidewhore.tumblr.com/post/48477086662/sociopath-red-pheasant-rogueabdl" target="_blank"&gt;cyanidewhore&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sociopath-red-pheasant.tumblr.com/post/48472522711/rogueabdl-his-blithe-handmaid-husbandsir" target="_blank"&gt;sociopath-red-pheasant&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rogueabdl.tumblr.com/post/48323098351/his-blithe-handmaid-husbandsir-jesus-woman" target="_blank"&gt;rogueabdl&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://his-blithe-handmaid.tumblr.com/post/48318710082/husbandsir-jesus-woman-get-around-the" target="_blank"&gt;his-blithe-handmaid&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://husbandsir.tumblr.com/post/48318105137/jesus-woman-get-around-the-corner" target="_blank"&gt;husbandsir&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Jesus woman! Get around the corner! &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Go on baby girl! Get ‘im!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Id quit playing my game for sure!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;You look beautiful, don’t be shy!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Omg, she is so precious.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Aww if a girl did this for me I’d chuck my Xbox out the window~&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Go on darling, if it was moi. Id smash mon gaming device and love on you insted!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Reblogging again because this is just lovely and I need someone like this and I’m saving this picture to my computer and just NINLSUSRGLSDBFIWB the woman in this is so beautiful and everything *gross sobbing*&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Ladies and gentlemen, the men of Tumblr. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/50333348666</link><guid>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/50333348666</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 03:09:38 -0700</pubDate><category>I'm a girl and if I had a girl</category><category>and shehad on an outfit that she felt drop dead gorgeous in</category><category>aint no fucking game going to keep me from her</category><category>you get him sweetheart</category></item><item><title>9/05 12:01</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;!-- more --&gt;Click. Click. Click. Shake. Click. Click. Inhale the cursed smoke. Feel it&amp;#8217;s heat burn down your throat and set your lungs on fire. Holding it in till you feel as if your body has become infected with the toxic scent. Then let it go. Breathe. Clean air clearing your mind as you bring your fingers back to your lips for another nauseating breath of smoke to fill your lungs. Pulling the damnable thing from your mouth, the paper sticking to it as you begin to exhale. You close your eyes and imagine all the bad in you leaving with the gray smoke that hangs in the air. Repeat till you can feel the heat reach your fingers. And just before you burn, drop it to the ground. Crushing the life from it with the heel of your shoe and drag it along the ground. The filth that it is becomes apparent as you reach down to inspect your handy work. The slightest smile across your face as you feel the victory of it&amp;#8217;s destruction, and you toss it away. The smoke blown away along with any other physical evidence, but you can still taste it. The bitter reminder of what once was. You try to rinse it out with your drink, you chew on some mints. But still it lingers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh what have you done? What will others think of you? There is no taking it back now. You have to go on. Live with this, and face the trials that will come your way from your judgement.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/50331632714</link><guid>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/50331632714</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 02:02:00 -0700</pubDate><category>piss off mother fuckers</category></item><item><title>raichurocks:

heyitsjanesdiary:


After changing to fit into...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/91cf665e3953bf5c52174c503f181f7f/tumblr_mmcsvvYaLf1s244nao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://raichurocks.tumblr.com/post/50196830153/heyitsjanesdiary-after-changing-to-fit-into" target="_blank"&gt;raichurocks&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heyitsjanesdiary.tumblr.com/post/50157883771/after-changing-to-fit-into-society-you-are" target="_blank"&gt;heyitsjanesdiary&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;After changing to fit into society, you are eventually going to want your old self back sooner or later&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This. This is powerful.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;And it makes me feel sad &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/50331255333</link><guid>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/50331255333</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 01:47:03 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Every girl has 5 personalities:</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ispeakquotes.com/post/41006463307/every-girl-has-5-personalities" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;ispeakquotes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;How she acts at school.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;How she acts around her friends.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;How she acts around her family.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;How she acts when she’s around him.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;How she acts when she’s alone.&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/50068011825</link><guid>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/50068011825</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 21:11:11 -0700</pubDate><category>Oh how true this is right now. It's not even funny.</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9aabfad9fef0732c6862bdb7cd343344/tumblr_mlhbo8GzNw1rxsegso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/49839323196</link><guid>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/49839323196</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 23:12:25 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9c738573c467492d4e7ee25e7301919b/tumblr_mj01r8lCPI1ros6oso1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/49839312022</link><guid>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/49839312022</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 23:12:08 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2da25f1a3871c34f93870d5d6697bf4a/tumblr_mm2xbhcnHz1r7k46so1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/49839246627</link><guid>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/49839246627</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 23:10:35 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e4e56386fada7d58a5fd8fa432135373/tumblr_mly1hzav9w1reu145o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/512719eca383f8ff4d76f6560ccaf7da/tumblr_mly1hzav9w1reu145o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/62f8fe6b5f46e350e6ccbaae32c050e6/tumblr_mly1hzav9w1reu145o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/af32d92fa4acc9a4d7d46986a7ffb9ba/tumblr_mly1hzav9w1reu145o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/49673602548</link><guid>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/49673602548</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 03:14:54 -0700</pubDate><category>Oh dear god</category><category>I think I've just cummed.</category></item><item><title>musicalbums:

Rocky Horror Picture Show | Touch A, Touch A,...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_49341817703" src="http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/49341817703/audio_player_iframe/unfortunatefortune/tumblr_mksgj1DnE11rs1ywh?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Funfortunatefortune%2F49341817703%2Ftumblr_mksgj1DnE11rs1ywh" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://musicalbums.tumblr.com/post/47988497307/rocky-horror-picture-show-touch-a-touch-a" target="_blank"&gt;musicalbums&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;code&gt;Rocky Horror Picture Show | Touch A, Touch A, Touch Me&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/49341817703</link><guid>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/49341817703</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:53:03 -0700</pubDate><category>Rocky Horror Picture Show</category><category>RHPS</category><category>Toucha toucha touch me</category><category>music</category></item><item><title>The Veronicas - Untouched</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ykW4rtW2eu0?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Veronicas - Untouched&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/49272993398</link><guid>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/49272993398</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 12:02:08 -0700</pubDate><category>The Veronicas</category><category>untouched</category><category>music video</category></item><item><title>FUUUUCCCKKKK. Fuck fuck fuck. It&amp;#8217;s almost 5 in the morning and I haven&amp;#8217;t slept yet. I...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;FUUUUCCCKKKK. Fuck fuck fuck. It&amp;#8217;s almost 5 in the morning and I haven&amp;#8217;t slept yet. I need to get up in-well I don&amp;#8217;t know when but I have to be at school by&amp;#8230;before 11&amp;#8230;ish. Homework&amp;#8217;s still not done and scattered across my floor, bed, desk, and part of the hallway though I can&amp;#8217;t quite figure out how it got there. I don&amp;#8217;t think I really ate anything today either besides the half can of warm flat sprite and part of a chocolate chip cookie I had for breakfast, and the third of a Rockstar I had for lunch. Actually I wonder if I have any homework that&amp;#8217;s due tomorrow. I can&amp;#8217;t remember. Ah shit I&amp;#8217;ll just shower and go to bed. It&amp;#8217;ll be fine.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/49253438469</link><guid>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/49253438469</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 04:58:21 -0700</pubDate><category>What the hell happened to my life?</category><category>4 hours isn't that bad.</category></item><item><title>
 YEEEAH TANNER FOUST POSTER GIVEAWAYI was going to throw this...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/61f99b8f260cdce6384c25c06997aeed/tumblr_mld4n4YXFw1rfjweho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/558899c78c33c669b31b0b7340a5f2f6/tumblr_mld4n4YXFw1rfjweho2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;strong&gt; YEEEAH TANNER FOUST POSTER GIVEAWAY&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I was going to throw this out, but thought one of you might appreciate it. I got this as a gift last year I think. I don’t really have a use for it anymore.&lt;br/&gt;It’s been taped to my door ever since I got it by masking tape. Nothing’s wrong with it. It’s not ripped or anything… but I haven’t taken the tape off the back yet, but that shouldn’t be a problem. Also, if you want a reference of how big it is… because it’s huge, I took a&lt;a href="http://24.media.tumblr.com/80879338678c9bfe22ea5f7161fd9cfe/tumblr_mld3vfPebq1qcc7z8o1_400.jpg" target="_blank"&gt; selfie of myself in front of it&lt;/a&gt;. His head is like double the size of mine lol&lt;br/&gt;Anyway… &lt;strong&gt;Rules&lt;/strong&gt;:&lt;br/&gt;1. Must be following YTF&lt;br/&gt;2. Like and reblog as many times as you want until &lt;strong&gt;May 1st&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt; 11:59 PM EST&lt;/strong&gt;!&lt;br/&gt;3. I know there’s a few international followers. I want you guys to participate if you wish :3 I’ll figure out the shipping thing for you. But you have to be comfortable giving me your address. I’m not going to do anything but send this to you. After I send it off, I’ll delete it and I have the worst memory, so you’re safe! lol&lt;br/&gt;4. Your ask box must be opened and you must respond with &lt;strong&gt;48 hours&lt;/strong&gt; of me sending the notification.&lt;br/&gt;The winner will be chosen through a random number generator (&lt;a href="http://www.random.org/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.random.org/" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.random.org/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;). And… that should be it! Any other questions send them to YTF. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/49225533849</link><guid>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/49225533849</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:43:43 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Little ankle biter.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;C.J. kept swatting at the cigarette in my mouth so I had to hold him in one arm and try to light it with my other hand. Thing is he would bite me when I wasn&amp;#8217;t paying attention to him, so after about five minutes of trying to light up I tossed the cigarette and went to play string with him instead. I swear this cat.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/49167979910</link><guid>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/49167979910</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:56:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>my-sexytardis:

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  ||||    ...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://my-sexytardis.tumblr.com/post/48684980501" target="_blank"&gt;my-sexytardis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strike&gt;||||&lt;/strike&gt;             &lt;strike&gt;||||&lt;/strike&gt;                       &lt;strike&gt;||||&lt;/strike&gt;                    &lt;strike&gt;||||&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;  &lt;strike&gt;||||&lt;/strike&gt;             HAPPY IMPOSSIBLE ASTRONAUT DAY     &lt;/strong&gt;   &lt;strike&gt;||||&lt;/strike&gt;           &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strike&gt;||||&lt;/strike&gt;             &lt;strike&gt;||||&lt;/strike&gt;              &lt;strike&gt;||||&lt;/strike&gt;                                       &lt;strike&gt;||||&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;      &lt;strike&gt;||||&lt;/strike&gt;                                          &lt;strike&gt;||||&lt;/strike&gt;           &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strike&gt;||||&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/48755066958</link><guid>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/48755066958</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 21:52:13 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>leonajune:

Even my blog has tally marks today…
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c0e790fd9629d4e0eb21dc1a3ea1789e/tumblr_mlpvevDL7T1rhwb0io1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://leonajune.tumblr.com/post/48700340451/even-my-blog-has-tally-marks-today" target="_blank"&gt;leonajune&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Even my blog has tally marks today…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/48754204892</link><guid>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/48754204892</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 21:37:05 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>
 YEEEAH TANNER FOUST POSTER GIVEAWAYI was going to throw this...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/61f99b8f260cdce6384c25c06997aeed/tumblr_mld4n4YXFw1rfjweho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/558899c78c33c669b31b0b7340a5f2f6/tumblr_mld4n4YXFw1rfjweho2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;strong&gt; YEEEAH TANNER FOUST POSTER GIVEAWAY&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I was going to throw this out, but thought one of you might appreciate it. I got this as a gift last year I think. I don’t really have a use for it anymore.&lt;br/&gt;It’s been taped to my door ever since I got it by masking tape. Nothing’s wrong with it. It’s not ripped or anything… but I haven’t taken the tape off the back yet, but that shouldn’t be a problem. Also, if you want a reference of how big it is… because it’s huge, I took a&lt;a href="http://24.media.tumblr.com/80879338678c9bfe22ea5f7161fd9cfe/tumblr_mld3vfPebq1qcc7z8o1_400.jpg" target="_blank"&gt; selfie of myself in front of it&lt;/a&gt;. His head is like double the size of mine lol&lt;br/&gt;Anyway… &lt;strong&gt;Rules&lt;/strong&gt;:&lt;br/&gt;1. Must be following YTF&lt;br/&gt;2. Like and reblog as many times as you want until &lt;strong&gt;May 1st&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt; 11:59 PM EST&lt;/strong&gt;!&lt;br/&gt;3. I know there’s a few international followers. I want you guys to participate if you wish :3 I’ll figure out the shipping thing for you. But you have to be comfortable giving me your address. I’m not going to do anything but send this to you. After I send it off, I’ll delete it and I have the worst memory, so you’re safe! lol&lt;br/&gt;4. Your ask box must be opened and you must respond with &lt;strong&gt;48 hours&lt;/strong&gt; of me sending the notification.&lt;br/&gt;The winner will be chosen through a random number generator (&lt;a href="http://www.random.org/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.random.org/" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.random.org/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;). And… that should be it! Any other questions send them to YTF. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/48505610197</link><guid>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/48505610197</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Apr 2013 23:30:20 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>commander-cosmo:

livingforthe-city:

strong-and-stronger:

THIS...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0d027fe58bd93990cf38d4a97b0b3a2a/tumblr_ml3k72lsP31ro9l00o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://commander-cosmo.tumblr.com/post/48401214116/livingforthe-city-strong-and-stronger-this" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;commander-cosmo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://strong-and-stronger.tumblr.com/post/47798245619" target="_blank"&gt;strong-and-stronger&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;THIS IS NOT RELATED TO MY BLOG AND I AM SORRY BUT I CANNOT SCROLL PAST SHELDON AS DR. FRANKENFURTER&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;bazooper&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/48417440961</link><guid>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/48417440961</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 22:22:23 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>rhiannon42:

#i don’t know what’s going on here but I don’t...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/20b80caf3e8b74b451caa33fd3e53bc0/tumblr_ml4eetALBG1rs9nolo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a7623b8e191c9c1b33185d8dbbb495f0/tumblr_ml4eetALBG1rs9nolo6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e3e403b97a05a500ee0974e98b996a4b/tumblr_ml4eetALBG1rs9nolo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a97a4bd2227a75898539cf517f699c0f/tumblr_ml4eetALBG1rs9nolo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6beada35fbf52c81c2ae03b75eabf736/tumblr_ml4eetALBG1rs9nolo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7af46ce9f5d373563ac642b79d52ba8d/tumblr_ml4eetALBG1rs9nolo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rhiannon42.tumblr.com/post/47835754919/i-dont-know-whats-going-on-here-but-i-dont" target="_blank"&gt;rhiannon42&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="post_tags_wrapper" id="post_tags_wrapper_47823917515"&gt;&lt;span class="tags" id="post_tags_47823917515"&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/i-don%27t-know-what%27s-going-on-here-but-I-don%27t-care" target="_blank"&gt;#i don’t know what’s going on here but I don’t care&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Me either…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/48305882563</link><guid>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/48305882563</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 14:57:57 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>My lifes mishaps never end.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Just avoided crisis by pulling up my hood and hiding behind a book. Can I be any worse?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/48244770100</link><guid>http://unfortunatefortune.tumblr.com/post/48244770100</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 18:39:34 -0700</pubDate><category>What the hell happened to my life?</category></item></channel></rss>
